Ladies & Gentlemen,
Digestor raises a goblet of rotgut to EVERYONE who got off their lazy asses and mailed an entry to the
2007 Ghoul Coloring Contest! The entries poured in (actually they trickled in like a slowly weeping wound) from both coasts and as far abroad as Sweden. They look great and we received a colorful array of media: pencils, highlighter pens, markers, crayons, watercolor paints, & even photoshop. If you submitted an entry, consider yourself a winner. At least you're not a slack-jawed internet poser. No, you're a slack-jawed WEIRDO that sits around coloring pictures of ZOMBIE PUKE! What the hell is wrong with you??? But I digress. The winner? Ladies & Gentlemen, the winner of the 2007 Ghoul Coloring Contest is...The King of Stereoscopics,
Mr. Ray Zone! Congratulations, Ray! Not only have you championed 3-D art for more than 2 decades, you are now the proud recipient of your very own DESTROYING ANGELS shirt (priceless!) plus a copy of the finest underground art zine in the world (huh?). And don't you losers...er..."runners up" worry! The entries were ALL so impressive that EVERYONE who sent us a picture before the September deadline will receive a complimentary copy of
DESTROYING ANGELS! Now strap on your 3-D goggles and take a leap into the forbidden 3-D ZONE!!!!
Until the next contest, remember...
"THESE ARE STEREOSCOPIC TIMES!"
