Friday, September 30, 2011

BENEFIT FOR S. CLAY WILSON!

October 1st
8pm
The Escapist Comic Bookstore
3090 Claremont Ave
Berkeley, California

If you live anywhere near the Bay Area be sure to visit The Escapist Comic Bookstore this Saturday for a very special event to benefit S. Clay Wilson! Wilson's longtime pal Spain Rodriguez and author/historian Dan Fogel will be signing copies of the new book The Snatch Comics Treasury! Also promised is a special live auction consisting of limited signed editions, donated original art (both published and created on the spot) by Spain and other special guests including Dan O'Neill and Mark Bode! If you don't live in the area, you can donate directly to S. Clay Wilson's Special Needs Trust at:

www.sclaywilsontrust.com

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Bass Solo, Take 25.

Today we honor the 25th anniversary of Cliff Burton's premature discharge from this sanitarium Earth. You all know the story and the impact this young dude had on metal so I won't wax poetic here except to say that I didn't get to see Metallica until 1988 so never had the opportunity to see him perform live. Bummer. Hail to Cliff Burton!





Saturday, September 24, 2011

ALL MURDER! ALL GUTS! ALL FUN!

As many of you have probably already heard, DANZIG has announced a brief string of U.S. tour dates featuring sets with original SAMHAIN members and original MISFITS guitarist Doyle! How do I feel about this? Scroll down and imagine a De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas shirt on Casper and that's how I feel. In the spirit of full disclosure, I must admit that I'm a devoted disciple of very specific periods of Glenn Danzig's creative legacy, but those periods run roughly from 1977 through 1990 which is a respectable run by any standards. I saw DANZIG for the first time at The Ritz in NYC in December 1988 and, through a string of incredible coincidences and good fortune, was escorted backstage immediately after their performance where I had the privilege of meeting Glenn, Chuck Biscuits, Eerie Von and John Christ in a swampy room no bigger than a coffin. I was a 16 year old dork in a Tales From The Crypt t-shirt and had no real reason to find myself stammering in their dressing room. Glenn could've crushed my soul in his black leather grip and driven me back into the cold New York night like an acid-washed archangel cast out of the Kingdom. Instead he told me my shirt was cool and invited me to have a seat. He tried talking horror movies and comics but I was mostly speechless and dumb. I vividly recall a lady kneeling in front of Eerie Von, running her long red nails over his forearm as if it was a massive cock and whispering, "You have such beautiful veins..." Eerie's affect was decidedly flat. At some point Chuck Biscuits grabbed a promotional poster and started drawing one of his crazy cartoons on it while discussing the night's set in his distinctive self-effacing Canuck drawl. He passed it around and one by one the band signed this little relic and treated me like the very special and deserving dude that I most certainly was not. Ever since that evening I've fiercely defended Glenn from the non-believers and shit talkers. Did he take a few missteps? Sure. Until Deth Red Sabaoth was released in 2010 I hadn't paid much attention to anything he'd done since Danzig III: How The Gods Kill. Once he started wearing rubber shirts and praising bands like KORN I simply could no longer walk among him. The last time I saw him perform was on Halloween night in 1990 at the Capital Theater in Port Chester, New York. After having seen him in the frenzied intimate environs of a little club called Streets just a year earlier, this Halloween gig was a mandatory-seating bummer and he stubbornly refused to pull out the vintage treats that would've perfectly suited the occasion. So this LEGACY tour is a wonderful thing! The internet is proof enough that truly nothing is sacred- certainly not the brilliant MISFITS and SAMHAIN songs of my youth- and I would be delighted to witness these songs performed in a live setting no matter how questionable the motivations for reuniting in 2011. Problem is, Glenn unwisely neglected to schedule any dates in the fucking Northwest so there's really only one question: who's flying me to Los Angeles on Halloween???

Monday, September 19, 2011

BURIAL GROUND

"Mother...this cloth smells of death."

Hold onto your scythes! Portland Grindhouse returns tomorrow night with a rare 35mm print of the sleazy Italian chunk blower masterpiece BURIAL GROUND (a.k.a., Le Notti Del Terrore)! Andrea Bianchi's quintessential but still largely unsung zombie opus was filmed in 1980 (released in 1981) but looks a lot more like the deep 70's, with plenty of tucked-in turtlenecks, greasy mustaches, saturated colors and rapist innuendos such as the classic line, "You look just like a little whore...but I like that in a girl." Despite all the messy gut munching, worm infested orifices and bite wound money shots, the single most memorable thing about this film is the absolutely terrifying performance by Peter Bark. You know who I'm talking about. This dude looks like a Dario Argento puppet that someone left in the dryer too long. To make matters worse, he's incongruously cast as a prepubescent mama's boy despite looking like a 35 year old midget. Before he "turns" and casts his beady little man-eyes on you and even before he cannibalizes his mother's pasty teet in one of cinema's most outrageously Oedipal moments, Bark's shrill voice and wretched fashion will curdle your blood! The zombies are great in this one as well; clay-caked and bucktoothed with tattered funeral sackcloth that you can almost smell through the celluloid! They move slow, the way reanimated corpses should, though not as slow as their moronic human victims and they use agricultural hand tools to great gory effect. Especially poetic is the slow motion beheading that will leave you wondering, "Why didn't she just move and close the window?" After all, she had five agonizing minutes to contemplate the reaping. My solution to such gaping "plot holes" and occasionally moribund pacing is simple: more beer. Which is fortuitous because Hollywood Theater serves up a fine assemblage of Northwest microbrews (I really should get free admission for this). Another reason to drag your ass out of the house this week is the fantastic synth score, truly one of the strangest soundtracks from this era, which I imagine will sound even more unsettling when piped out of multiple speakers in the dark! There's a bootleg floating around on vinyl but don't be fooled. It's actually just the audio track of the film and doesn't really do this queasy Mediterranean Moog madness the justice it deserves. By the way, the Youtube teaser below pretty much shows the whole damn movie so if you want to avoid "spoilers", just skip to the Terrorizer clip and remember the days when David Vincent didn't look like a Chucky doll stuffed in a rubber "satanist" suit. Eat acid and expect vomit.

Tuesday September 20
7:30pm
4122 NE Sandy Blvd.
Portland, Goregon



Sunday, September 18, 2011

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLIAM STOUT!

SEND MORE COPS!
The Unstoppable Artistry of William Stout

I've often used this blog to eulogize fallen comrades who have exited this world and, in their passing, left it a duller less imaginative place. But today I am glad to celebrate the life of a hugely influential artist who is still very much alive and kicking. Today we send warm birthday wishes to William Stout! You probably don’t realize it, but your mind has already been invaded by Mr. Stout's fantastic and downright ubiquitous art. In a career spanning more than four decades, the tireless creative whirlwind with the bandana around his neck has applied his talents to such a broad array of cherished cultural detritus that to accurately summarize his resume would require more than a simple blog post. If you doubt that his masterful design, technical brilliance and versatile stylistic repertoire have already completely colonized your imagination, consider this: the man storyboarded Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) and First Blood (1982). He designed creatures for Predator (1987), Invaders From Mars (1986) and The Mist (2007). He provided production design for Conan The Barbarian in 1982 (yes, and Conan The Destroyer in 1984), The Hitcher (1986), House (1986), Masters of the Universe (1987), Pan’s Labyrinth (2006), Return of The Living Dead (1985) and more than 20 other films that have embedded themselves into your hippocampus like so many rabid weasels. He even worked on Michael Jackson’s Thriller video, which is undoubtedly why all that undead disco shuffling looked so badass! Stout is also an accomplished comic and poster artist, theme park designer, writer, amateur paleontologist, conservationist, lecturer, convention circuit celebrity, father and devoted husband. Sorta makes you feel like a slack-jawed slow zombie, doesn’t it? Attentive headbangers may recognize traces of Stout’s swiped artwork on underground releases by such cherished acts as Autopsy, whose highly sought double live 7” Tortured Moans of Agony features a blown-out reproduction of a design sketch Stout created for Return of The Living Dead (lovingly known as the "Half-Corpse"), and Cryptic Slaughter who unceremoniously added a Mohican to Stout’s drawing for the early 80’s horror comic Twisted Tales and used it for their Banned in S.M. cover art. Stout’s iconic poster art for Ralph Bakshi’s 1977 animated classic Wizards (the very first commercial movie poster of his career!) wielded noticeable influence on a young artist named Michel Langevin who in turn gave Stout’s rendering of the character Necron 99 something of a Tarkus overhaul for the debut 1983 Voivod demo Anachronism. The tendrils of Stout’s creative legacy have indeed slithered into seemingly every dark recess of popular culture. Even now there is a gentle tugging in your skull as his forward-looking nostalgia takes control. Yes, you may not have known him by name but the prolific and frequently “uncredited” talent known as William Stout had his creative fingers in your grey matter long before you became the liver damaged cretin stumbling over these words. Today we celebrate his 62nd birthday and acknowledge the fact that he has absolutely no intentions of letting up. Resistance is futile!

Here is Stout's original drawing for the reader mail page of Twisted Tales comic, circa 1982.

And here is Stout's unofficially "punked" drawing as it appears on Cryptic Slaughter's Banned in S.M. release.

Dennis Dread: You've been around long enough to see technology completely change the arts and film industry. I'm curious how you think accessible technology such as the Internet might be affecting our imaginations as a species?

William Stout: Like all new technology, there are good aspects and bad aspects. I think the main bad aspect is that the internet encourages laziness. I often find myself tempted not to do research beyond what I’ve found on the internet. Until I started using Google Images I pretty much knew where almost every single image was in my vast reference library that I might need for a project. Not anymore. I’ve forgotten most of that information because I rarely use my reference library now. Most of what I need can be found through Google. A narrowing of information can unknowingly limit one’s imagination. I think that’s both foolish and dangerous. I think the main good aspect is the phenomenal access we have to people, information and images from around the world. This access can provide enormous inspiration to our imaginations.

One of the many qualities I've always admired about your work is how effortless it appears. You really make drawing look easy! Do you stress at the drawing table or does it really come as easy as it appears?

The trick with all great art is making the enormous amount of work that goes into each piece not show- to make it look like it just happened- creating the illusion of effortlessness. I totally stress over a lot of my stuff. I don’t draw nearly as well as I think I should. I am constantly checking my art, revising it, simplifying it where I can, stressing when I can’t…Most great artists I know are their own harshest critics. The public has no idea how much we demean and critically rip apart the things we create. That’s why when given a compliment about a particular piece the artist may seem less than enthusiastic. Often the artist looks at his picture and just sees its flaws.

Stout did this brilliant portrait of Robert Johnson just a few years ago, in a style similar to Robert Crumb on his Heroes of the Blues collector cards.

You devote a great deal of time and energy to research before diving into a project, for instance your anatomical studies for Return of the Living Dead and your firsthand field research in Antarctica. I'm reminded how guys like Harvey Kurtzman and later Jack Jackson would delve into obscure history to inform and enrich their comic narratives. Was Kurtzman's intense work ethic an early influence?

Absolutely. I call it the “Kurtzman Curse”. Since working with Kurtzman & Elder on Little Annie Fanny I have become obsessive about authenticity. Kurtzman never assumed knowledge. Even though he may have drawn a particular hand position thousands of times, he would always pose his other hand and draw it from life as if it were the first time he was seeing it in that pose. One day I had to draw a fire hydrant for a scene in Annie. I drew it from memory. Harvey looked at and said, “Let’s go outside.” We left the studio and found an actual fire hydrant. Harvey pointed out the subtle details I had forgotten. I sketched the hydrant on the spot, then brought my sketch back to the studio and redrew the hydrant in the strip from my visual notes. It’s little things like that that add so much to what we do and take it to the next level of quality.

"I can feel myself rot." Autopsy 7" featuring Stout's uncredited design sketch for the "Half Corpse" from Return of the Living Dead.

Original Stout design sketch of the Tar Man!

On average, how would you break down your time on a typical project from research, to sketches, to final product?

I have no typical projects. Every job is different. I’ll draw a T-shirt design one day, a comic book cover the next, followed by some theme park design, after which I’ll create a creature for a movie. I love being a freelancer; I’m never bored. In trying to answer your question, however, I spend about 10-20% of my time coming up with a concept and design I like, another 20-40% of my time on research and about 40-60% of my time on the finish. Penciling is slow (my pencils are very detailed), inking is faster, and coloring I can do very quickly. Typically, with an 18” x 24” oil painting I spend Day One doing thumbnails, laying in the picture’s values (dark & light systems) in umber and painting the local color to establish the painting’s color scheme. On Day Two I go back and forth between drawing and painting on the canvas, constantly refining the picture. On Day Three I continue with the draw-paint-draw-paint and then take a few hours to add the finishing touches.

You've frequently referred to yourself as a political conservative but I think perhaps our generations have very different understandings of what that means. Can you illuminate your political perspective, how it has evolved and how it might influence your art?

I describe myself as a conservative primarily because I believe in conserving. I feel it is our responsibility as citizens to conserve our nation’s beauty- which includes Nature’s beauty as represented by our wildlife and undeveloped lands- and to conserve its cultural traditions like regional cooking, for example, which is rapidly disappearing and being replaced by uninspired, unhealthy and homogenous fast food. I believe in fighting for the rapidly disappearing traditions of manners and intelligent discourse. I am appalled by the so-called “news” channels that seem to have abandoned their responsibilities in delivering solid news to the public in favor of mindless talking heads chatting and opining about the news. I’m a strong supporter of our National Parks system, one of the best ideas America ever had. I strongly support old-fashioned ideals like the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and separation of Church and State. I was appalled by the passing of the Patriot Act and am still appalled that any aspect of this attack on our fundamental liberties is still being implemented. I think monopolies are a terrible idea but in recent times our government seems to have embraced them and protected them instead of fighting them. I see the acquisition and consolidation of different media into colossal media conglomerates as one of the most dangerous aspects of our current culture. I believe that what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom should be nobody’s business but their own. Gays in the military? Not even an issue; there have always been gays in the military. I guess I could best be described as a Teddy Roosevelt or Barry Goldwater conservative Republican, which nowadays seems to put me way to the left of the wackos that seem to be dominating the GOP’s public discourse. As a strong environmentalist (which I see as a conservative issue), a lot of the art I create is political, as it is created to generate public awareness as to what we might be losing. I try to use my art subversively to begin conversations as to how things like our world’s beautiful untamed lands and wildlife might be preserved and protected.

Slow Death #7 featuring Stout cover art, circa 1977.

Speaking of subversion, you were sort of on the margins of the late 1960’s underground comix scene and made a successful leap into more mainstream commercial work relatively quickly. How were you received by the more transgressive artists of that era?

Although I was a latecomer to the underground scene- although my first underground comic, Those Loveable Peace-Nuts, was published in 1967- I was fully embraced by comix artists like Robert Williams, Rick Griffin, Spain Rodriguez…well, all of the Zap guys, I guess…plus folks like Trina Robbins and Richard Corben. Despite my mainstream work, I’ve never stopped being subversive. I created the Mickey at 60 underground comic, for example, while I was working as a full time consultant for Walt Disney Imagineering.

Have you ever been concerned with the sort of underground notion of "selling out"? Is there any work that you might refuse on principles of personal ethics?

I think there’s a real difference between making decent or good money and “selling out”. I think artists tend to undervalue their work. I’ve fought for artists’ rights for a long time. I give free business lectures to young artists. Just because you’re being paid well for your work doesn’t mean you’ve sold out. I made up my mind a long time ago (with some nudging from my friend Jean “Moebius” Giraud) to assess each job that comes my way and refuse to do it if it is detrimental to our society or if it does not benefit our society in some way. I won’t do any tobacco advertising, for example. I won’t do anything that encourages or supports the harming of children or animals. I have to be able to look my kids in the eyes and at myself in the mirror.

Stout's beautiful and iconic poster art for Ralph Bakshi's Wizards!
And here is Michel "Away" Langevin's killer drawing for the debut Voivod demo! Away is certainly no hack but I don't think it's too much of a stretch to recognize Stout's influence on his composition here. Fuck, I LOVE this drawing!

You've worked within the high-stakes entertainment industry for several decades and yet you seem to have retained your integrity and credibility as an artist. So many others seem to get chewed up and spit out by the competitiveness of the industry but you don't seem bitter or jaded at this stage of your career. What has been your secret to longevity in the field?

I don’t seem bitter or jaded? We need to talk more…

Actually, there are two main things that get me through all the Hollywood/Show Biz bullshit. One is my sense of self worth. Artists think that if they roll over and give in during a contract negotiation that the producer will consider the artist to be a good guy and that it will aid the artist in getting the job. Nothing could be further from the truth. When you are in negotiations, you are playing the producer’s game. If you immediately buckle under then you’re playing that game poorly --- you look like a schmuck in the producer’s eyes. He loses respect for you. If you’re clever and present a strong case for your side of the negotiation…well, that’s something a producer admires. You are playing his game well. The second thing is even more important: my sense of humor. In fact, when I’m functioning as the production designer on a film, if you don’t have a strong sense of humor, I won’t hire you. I’ve found it’s the way-too-serious people who always crack under pressure. A great joke or witty remark at the right time is sometimes all a situation needs to break the tension on the set and relieve some of that pressure.

Your promotional art for Steve Miner's film House (1986) was something of a nod to your earlier frontispiece for Slow Death #7 (1977) with the zombie soldier reading a comic in a war-torn alley. Was that an intentional reference or am I just a hopeless nerd for noticing the similarity?

Hopeless nerd, I’m afraid [Doh!]. I draw lots of zombies (especially lately) and, because I’m the guy drawing them, they tend to have a similarity in style. You might have noticed that most of the zombies I draw look like they’re having a good time, too. So, there’s that similarity as well. And both zombies you mentioned are wearing Army uniforms. In both cases, that look was part of the solution to each picture’s visual problems. Nothing more was intended.

Frontispiece art for Slow Death #7. I love the clean lettering and powerful cinematic chiaroscuro technique he achieves with this one! It's no surprise that he would soon make the leap into Hollywood and carve out a wonderful career for himself.

I thought I was on to something here but, as it turns out, I'm just a hopeless nerd.

Do dinosaurs tell us anything about the future of the planet or our own evolution as a species?

They do if we’re paying attention. I always laugh when people refer to dinosaurs as failures. The human race should be so lucky to have such longevity! One hundred million years! We’ll be fortunate to survive a decent fraction of that.

What do you think of the late Greg Irons' dinosaur artwork?

I thought Greg’s stuff was terrific. He was very conscientious in his reconstructions. Irons was being advised by a fine paleontologist, my pal Rob Long. Greg’s stuff inspired several pieces in my book The Dinosaurs – A Fantastic New View of a Lost Era. He was a dear friend; I miss Greg a lot. Irons was one of the first artists I met who knew the value of his work. I respected him for that, even though it meant I couldn’t afford some of the pieces I wanted to buy.

Here is just one example of the late and very great Greg Irons' dinosaur illustrations that I found online. If I have time I'll scan some better images from his children's coloring books. R.I.P.

And here is a fantastic example of Stout's amazing dinosaur illustrations, perhaps showing a bit of Frazetta influence in the foreground composition and detail.

You were commissioned by the Chinese government to design a dinosaur museum in Zigong, China. How is that developing? Is the museum open to the public yet?

Honestly, I do a job like designing a theme park and then move on to the next gig. I don’t keep track of whether or not they’re made unless I get called back to do some more work on them. I’m pretty sure they built the museum; Zigong is a huge Chinese tourist destination. I don’t know how many (if any) of my concepts and designs were used.

Do you still visit Antarctica regularly?

I try. Friend and paleontologist Bill Hammer (he discovered Cryolophosaurus, the first dinosaur discovered on mainland Antarctica) keeps promising to take me on a dinosaur dig in Antarctica, but the logistics and funding always seem to fall through at the last minute. Plus, I need to clear away some work time for such a trip as well as stockpile a bunch of dough for my wife to live on for the months I’m away and not earning any income. I am determined to get back ASAP, however. It’s been awhile and I need to finish my Antarctica book.

For more insight into William Stout’s artwork and production design be sure to grab a copy of The Comics Journal (Winter 2003) and The Complete History of The Return of the Living Dead by Christian Sellers and Gary Smart published by Plexus (2010)! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BILL!

Friday, September 02, 2011

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE INNSMOUTH

THE STARS ARE RIGHT! I shall be spilling absinthe all over my precious vinyl for your listening pleasure this Monday night at Portland's very own Cthulhu themed nightclub The Lovecraft. My lovely friend and demonic muse Malice is back in town for a few days and we intend to CELEBRATE! Malice and DJ Horrid will be providing goth and industrial while I oppress the dance floor with horror soundtracks, heavy metal and velvet rape. Cum as you are...

THE LOVECRAFT
421 Southeast Grand Avenue
Portland, Oregon
9pm-2am

"...stir the dormant sense of strangeness."

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

PRIME DIRECTIVE: EXTERMINATE

I finally got around to coloring that Glenn Danzig portrait I sketched a few months ago. Had a lot of fun with this and you're in luck because I'm raffling off the original 11" x 17" painting for my one year anniversary of Last Wednesday On The Left tomorrow night! You get a free raffle ticket just for walking in the door and there's no cover so even if you're broke you've got a chance at owning an original piece of art. Why, it's almost like Halloween.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

PSYCHOMANIA!


"Seven suicides - and they roared back as The Living Dead!"

Portland Grindhouse returns to Hollywood Theater this Tuesday with a rare 35mm print of the 1973 undead biker classic PSYCHOMANIA! This is a beautifully filmed Hammer-style occult romp that boasts amphibious psychedelia, genuinely risky high-speed chases, an occasionally fantastic soundtrack and a gateway to the grave...and back! The silver-spooned leader of a decidedly wimpy British biker gang called The Living Dead figures out how to cheat death - with the help of his mom, naturally - and his crew of puffs soon break on through to th' other side only to return as mild mannered reanimated blokes (and a bird) with dapper uniforms, go-go boots and the most unforgettable headgear since Astro Zombies (1968). The fact that these outlaw bikers wear helmets at all is telling but they up the unconvincing ante with flowers, stilted slang, decent hygiene and general peacenik funeral etiquette. Terry the Tramp would be displeased. Nonetheless, this amazing film caused its share of moral panic upon its initial release as The Death Wheelers and endures as a testimony to what only rarely happens when square producers attempt to cash in on popular youth trends. It is a nearly perfect exploitation fusion that milks the biker film cash cow (already gasping by 1973), hippy counterculture (also quite moribund by '73) and the always lucrative horror genre. Much like Werewolves On Wheels (1971), another unlikely exploitation hybrid, Psychomania never quite delivers on its bloody promises, but still manages to become something altogether unexpected and no less brilliantly entertaining in the process. It also features the final on-screen performance by George Sanders, the prolific British dandy perhaps best remembered from Village of the Damned and the impeccably sinister voice of Shere Kahn in Disney's 1967 Jungle Book. Increasingly bitter and in poor health, Sanders committed suicide just a few months after the release of Psychomania and, according to wikipedia, exited this mortal coil with characteristic pomp and anemic wit:

"Dear World,
I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck."

Sometimes they come back. Sometimes they don't.

PSYCHOMANIA
Tuesday August 30th
7:30pm
4122 NE Sandy Blvd.
Portland, Oregon

Tuesday, August 02, 2011

DEEP RED

TONIGHT! Portland, Oregon's Hollywood Theater is screening a rare 35mm print of Dario Argento's classic DEEP RED! One night only! Come for the mechanical puppet, stay for the brilliant Goblin soundtrack. Show starts at 7:30. "You will NEVER forget it!!!"

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Taste and Corruption

"The search for humor should not be regarded...simply as an evasion of or escape from the realities of life; it [is] also a positive attempt to create joy & pleasure around everyday events, as well as a rebellion against the restrictions of morality & prudence. As such, it deserves to have its achievements recorded quite as much as the more long-term efforts of the legislators & educators, whose success was perhaps not as great."

~Theodor Zeldin
From Taste & Corruption as quoted in David Kunzle's The History of the Comic Strip

Thursday, July 14, 2011

ROCTOBER #49

The new issue of Roctober just arrived in my po box and it's a smoker! The theme for issue #49 is "livin' in the 80's" and editor Jacob Austen did a bang up job assembling deeply informative interviews with Glenn Danzig, The Zero Boys (from which this issue takes its subtitle), The Knots, TSOL, Captain Sky, Boyd Rice and a bunch of other cool shit you probably don't know much about. The Danzig article features some of my drawings and writing and, I have to admit, they look pretty sweet on newsprint! So get off Facebook and Twitter and support a REAL magazine that you can hold in your hands and read on the bus. You can even roll it up real tight and shove it into the trachea of the next dude you spot updating his profile status while a band is playing. Isn't that worth $4?

Sunday, July 10, 2011

BORN TO LOSE, LIVE TO WIN!

Ladies & Gentlemen...we have a WINNER! Only two people posted guesses in 24 hours (which gives you a pretty accurate idea how many people read this blog) and the correct answer to our contest is indeed Mr. Stevo Dobbins of IMPETIGO! As you can see below, Stevo drew this masterpiece for the very first issue of his zine Uni-Force back in 1986. The prize goes to Rueben Storey of Olympia, Washington, which is great because not only is he a big Impetigo fan but now if I ever need to borrow my shirt back I can just give Reuben a call. Win/win. Congratulations, Reuben. Don't let anyone say totally useless trivia won't get you free stuff. It just did.


Saturday, July 09, 2011

ULTIMO MONDO CONTESTO!

Thanks to everyone who made this year's art exhibition such a success! Now that CUT & PASTED // BURNED & WASTED is officially closed, I will slither back into the dungeon and focus on my own artwork once again. If I owe you artwork, thanks for your patience. It's coming soon! In the meantime, the sun has finally returned to the Northwest and I'm feeling rather festive this morning so...it's CONTEST TIME again! This one is pretty easy so pay attention, slobs. Do you remember the crossover days? Some cranky old fucks will tell you that crossover ruined punk and diluted metal. But for a very brief period during the late 80's, acronyms were suddenly all the rage and the melding of these previously segregated genres resulted in some of the most violent and undeniably enjoyable music of the decade. This old drawing of skinheads, punks and 'bangers all thrashing together sums things up pretty well. So here's your mission: the first person to correctly identify the artist who drew this outrageous display of mosh unity back in 1986 wins a very special prize. Just be the first person to post the correct answer and your mailing address as a comment and I will send you my original Impetigo long sleeve shirt with band logo running down one sleeve, Wild Rags logo running down the other sleeve and hot pink ULTIMO MONDO CANNIBALE title emblazoned across the back! You'll impress all the posers this summer when you strut down to the rock & roll BBQ in your very own "vintage" metal shirt! And you won't have to sheepishly admit that you paid top dollar for your credibility on e-bay. Don't say I never gave you anything...

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

EAST END BLOCK PARTY PICS!

East End Block Party! I realize this looks like a Rainbow Gathering but I assure you it did not sound like one. Or smell like one.

A bunch of people took these picture so...thanks for the pictures!

Sunday, July 03, 2011

CLOSING RECEPTION THIS FRIDAY!

Thanks to all you rabid fanatics and shock troops who continue to visit CUT & PASTED // BURNED & WASTED, Black Water has very graciously extended the exhibition through this week. We are excited to announce the CLOSING RECEPTION PARTY this Friday JULY 8th from 6pm-11pm! If you missed the opening reception, be sure to come down this Friday and see the show before it is gone forever. $3 admission covers all you can drink until the keg runs dry...

1925 SE Morrison
Portland, Oregon
(parking & entrance in the back)

Thursday, June 30, 2011

EAST END BLOCK PARTY!

I'll be spinning records all motherfuckin' day this Sunday JULY 3 for the 2nd Annual East End Block Party! It's outdoors, starts at 3pm and there's a bunch of bands playing, but mostly you'll want to come see how drunk revelers react to Jay Chattaway's Maniac soundtrack. Do you wanna party? It's party time...


Monday, June 27, 2011

DEATH TRIP

Sometimes you have a weekend that is so insanely spectacular that all you can do is shut up and add "photo journalist" to your resume...


Original Abscess artwork by Spike Milliken.

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Chris Reifert with my original Dark Crusades artwork.


Original hand-painted banner by Kent Mathieu, circa 1993.


Slaughter By The Water.



Torn From The Set List.


"How will you know that you're the...LAST MAN ALIVE???"


"Atlanta is burning down!"

"We are always about to die..."