Monday, October 01, 2007

WE GOT A WINNER!!!!

Ladies & Gentlemen,
Digestor raises a goblet of rotgut to EVERYONE who got off their lazy asses and mailed an entry to the 2007 Ghoul Coloring Contest! The entries poured in (actually they trickled in like a slowly weeping wound) from both coasts and as far abroad as Sweden. They look great and we received a colorful array of media: pencils, highlighter pens, markers, crayons, watercolor paints, & even photoshop. If you submitted an entry, consider yourself a winner. At least you're not a slack-jawed internet poser. No, you're a slack-jawed WEIRDO that sits around coloring pictures of ZOMBIE PUKE! What the hell is wrong with you??? But I digress. The winner? Ladies & Gentlemen, the winner of the 2007 Ghoul Coloring Contest is...The King of Stereoscopics, Mr. Ray Zone! Congratulations, Ray! Not only have you championed 3-D art for more than 2 decades, you are now the proud recipient of your very own DESTROYING ANGELS shirt (priceless!) plus a copy of the finest underground art zine in the world (huh?). And don't you losers...er..."runners up" worry! The entries were ALL so impressive that EVERYONE who sent us a picture before the September deadline will receive a complimentary copy of DESTROYING ANGELS! Now strap on your 3-D goggles and take a leap into the forbidden 3-D ZONE!!!!

Until the next contest, remember...
"THESE ARE STEREOSCOPIC TIMES!"

7 comments:

Kim Riot said...

Awesome! Whadda gonna do with them there colorings? I totally forgot to scan mine in... =/

Anonymous said...

a 3-d entry the winner for a coloring contest? hmmm

Andreas said...

Aaarghh, nice to see my entry in the hands of Digestor.

Dennis Dread said...

Of course the cry baby up here is "anonymous". You're the problem with the internet, you spineless fucking maggot! Yup, the 3-D entry won. Ray Zone COLORED it red & green and made it pop right the fuck off the page! Look at it with 3-D glasses and you'll see how much work went into his entry. That's exactly what we meant when we said entries will be judged according to "originality, effort, & enthusiasm". He broke the rules and created something that far exceeded our expectations. That's why he won. As for the rest of the entries, they ALL RULED! That's why everyone who sent something in will get a copy of Destroying Angels zine for their efforts. Now quit all the whining and "hmming" you fucking anonymous chump.

DeathKing said...

Damn I wish I had 3-D glasses...

Sean "Goblin" Aaberg said...

Kick-ass dude, in the spirit of true horror. 3-D. & by hand even.

Ryan S. said...

wicked sick