Wednesday, June 06, 2012

HOW TO TURN 40 IN 20 STEPS


STEP 1:  Get yourself some good friends.  
They just might throw you a party you'll never forget.


STEP 2:  Eat cake.


STEP 3:  Make a wish.
Preferably on stage with a microphone.


STEP 4:  Bang head.


STEP 5:  Continue banging head.


STEP 6:  Repeat as needed.


STEP 7:  Embrace friends.


STEP 8:  Embrace friends while banging head.


STEP 9:  Make new friends.


STEP 10:  Honor ancestry.


STEP 11:  Eat cupcakes while avoiding suckerpunch.


STEP 12:  Think globally, act locally.


STEP 13:  Get yourself a really good DJ.
Try to keep drunks away while he's working.


STEP 14:  Get outdoors and celebrate multiculturalism.


STEP 15:  Try a new athletic activity with family.


STEP 16:  Defy gravity and your digestive system.
We suggest the Screamin' Eagle.


STEP 17:  Climb a mountain during a solar eclipse with loved ones.


STEP 18:  Review your choices.


STEP 19:  Eat more cupcakes.


STEP 20:  Shamelessly throw yourself a second or third party and repeat until Iron Maiden comes to your town.

2 comments:

Lucio H. said...

Again ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Herr Dread! I wish I could have been there, if only for Step #9 ... !

Dennis Dread said...

Step #9 is a very important step.